@Liliana @theresnotime Can confirm, Liliana wrote content. No comment on whether I held her hostage or not 😈

Ya know, I love the queer part of the fediverse (yes I still lurk here even if I don't post). But damn if it doesn't get fractured all the time because one instance is blocking another over a single bad actor.

Instead of blocking the instance, why not just block the bad actor?

Wee Jamie B live tweeting the super secret DUP executive meeting is hilarious. Best piece of political intrigue leading to a political shitshow since Liz Truss versus the lettuce.

I hope two things happen here.

1) The developers who release apps on Apple devices, whether they plan to use the new terms or not, kick up an almighty fuss about it.
2) The EU takes action. This *is* anti-competitive. Any developer who wants to use either a third party app store, or alternate payment processor must opt into the new terms. And by doing so, they run the risk of any viral app being financially ruinous.

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This is the same flaw that Unity's proposed runtime fee had. If your app gets lots of installs, regardless of how much or little your app makes in revenue, you now owe money. And like with Unity, you could quite easily wind up owing more to Apple in this Core Technology Fee than you make from the app.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unity_(g

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Lets say you release an app. And you either don't monetise it or it doesn't monetise well. And a year after its release, it goes viral. Suddenly you have 10,000,000 installs, and again you now owe Apple €375,000 for that year.

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So lets say you release an app, and you either don't monetise it (no in-app purchases or adverts) or it doesn't monetise well. And the app goes viral. Suddenly you have 10,000,000 installs. According to the fee calculator, you now owe Apple €375,000 for that year.

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So how could this be financially ruinous? As part of these changes, Apple will now be charging app developers €0.50 for the first install of their app in a 12 month period, and €0.50 for every additional install over 1,000,000 installs. You are required to opt into this fee structure to release apps on either third party app stores, or to use alternate payment providers.

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Context behind this announcement is in the link below, but TLDR; the EU have forced Apple to allow third party app stores on iOS devices.

developer.apple.com/support/dm

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So Apple's new EU only third party app store support looks like it could be just as financially ruinous as Unity's disastrous and failed runtime fee would have been.

To everyone joining from Twitter today - don’t worry! One of the benefits of Mastodon running on a single load-bearing PCjr (in a closet) is that the network completely lacks the computational capacity to DDOS itself.

btw, i just want to let you all know. that the equivalent of star power in #KitsuneTails turns you into a rainbow powered super (cute) (gay) fox. more info/wishlist at kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

#GameDev #ScreenshotSaturday #PixelArt #furry

Both Twitter and BlueSky - backed by untold amounts of money and white tech bros - are down.

Mastodon - run by trans furries and femboys high on anxiety - is running just fine.

This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It's amateur hour.

#TwitterDown #MastodonMigration #DDOS #TwitterFail #SelfDDOS

Bird site death throes 

You get 600 tweets per day to read. NO MORE.

unironically want to have "you are a cisgender" screamed at me over a $3 headset while playing COD.

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