Richard Mischook @rmischook@nitech.online

You either die a hero or live long enough for “don’t be evil” to become a punchline

I'm sorry, but you can't *always* be experiencing a higher volume of calls than average.

That's not how averages work.

♫ it's the i of the tiger, with a g to the right
Risin' up to the challenge of a vowel
And the last two letters are an e and an r
And the t is in front of the iiiiii
of the tiger ♫

Why are dogs so good though?

#DogsOfMastodon #MastoDogs #Polls

When you have reached a difficult goal, no matter how hard your struggles or how much it cost you, do not pull the ladder up behind you. Help those who come after you, so that they may stand beside you and share in your triumph. Solitary glory is empty glory.

Might make a couple final tweaks, but I'm pretty happy with this.

I present you: "This is fine", a diorama built from a single piece of paper.

My manager, arm round my shoulder, looking out into the car-park.
“If you work long hours, skip breaks, take no holiday, lose your wife and family, your mental and physical health and your moral compass you too could ride in one of these babies!”
Rain slicked pavements reflect the flashing blue lights of the ambulance .

Pretty much the argument

Blues: The world is fucked
Punk: The world is fucked and I'm pissed
Emo: The world is fucked and I'm sad
Grunge: The world is fucked and I'm medicated
Ska: The world is fucked and I have a trumpet

one can eventually tire of simply crossing the road

I’m not arrogant enough to turn this into a “they should make it easier to tell that a filter is active. This is a UX issue”. This was all me!

Facts are facts.