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Last Christmas / I gave you my heart…

This year / to save me from tears / I’ll give it to someone special
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Ok, lot to unpack here. First, since she has a heart and can sign a recording contract, I’m gonna assume she’s a human. How did she give away her heart *a year ago* and manage to stay alive all this time??

Second, we never learn how she got it back. Litigation? Did she embark on a quest? Huge plot hole.

Third, rushing to give it away again? In *this* economy?? Questionable.