Respect to the FedEx driver who called at my house "as he was passing" to warn me that a package that should be delivered next week (and that he had just got the paperwork for) has import charges.
That's the same fella who, a couple of weeks ago, stopped at the house with a package that he had tried to deliver earlier but saw my car sitting outside "as he was passing" on his way back, rather than take it back to the depot.
Someone just got themselves on my Christmas card list.