Instagram just served me an ad for a prosthetic leg. That’s not something I’ve ever needed. Algorithms, eh?
@stuart This is me resolving to be very careful with my legs, just in case.
@marramgrass @stuart Somebody deployed a research bot with the new prescient AI neural network.
@marramgrass It's maybe a sign the InstaBot DeLegger had been dispatched to drive up conversion rates. Might be best to check before opening the door today.
@OpinionatedGeek I will be holding tightly to my legs.
@marramgrass Have you been looking at pictures of people partying? It might think you’re legless.
@simon Wayhey!
@marramgrass I have a mental image of you reading my dreadful joke yesterday, sighing and then deciding that you needed to respond out of kindness today. 😂😂😂
And now I’ve outed myself as the sort of person who does that.
@simon So am I. But in this case I read it this morning and you got my immediate and unfiltered reaction 😂
@marramgrass Something you've never needed… yet.
Maybe it knows something?