When Faye says her secret talent is “playing the spoons”, she means taking the piss out of Lee and H.

The “celebrity” I don’t know with the new bloke I don’t know. It’s going to be tough talking about them!

This Joe Sugden numpty looks like someone has Benjamin Buttoned yer man Jeremy Irons

And yes, I know his name is Joe Sugg, but I’d rather name him after Emmerdale’s most classic character

If Cat doesn’t say “owwwww!” every time he does a turn I’ll never vote for him

There might be a dancer inside this Sean Walsh guy, but it’s wrapped up in a Keith Lemon.

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