Breath of the Wild, Red Dead Redemption, Ghost of Tsushima, you can punch me, stab me, shoot me, but one thing remains constant: you hurt my horse and I will fucking end you.

@dmoren I was gonna start a horse pun thread with you, but we’ve done that before on the other big microblogging site and I don’t want to stirrup trouble. So I won’t pony up. You can yell til you’re hoarse, I still won’t engage. I’m a neigh sayer.

@lexfri @dmoren whoah! Is this really your mane topic of conversation?

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