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They keep saying "our most advanced machine learning techniques". It is so obvious that they have made a deal with the devil and acquired some sort of magic.

I'm going to hold out until they release R2

I love that they've just invented "all day use when plugged in". I wish they could bring that technology to laptops, iPhones, iPads, and Apple Watches. Gamechanging.

"We asked ourselves: 'What if we slapped some AirPods Max over your eyes?'"

Why were there Poes outside the Magic Kingdom

I loved the transporter sound they added when Bob Iger beamed in.

I think VisionPro is Tim Cook's response to the opposition to returning to the office. "Too hard to concentrate in the open plan office and you want to work at home? Bring up a virtual environment of your home and block out your coworkers to pretend you're not even in the office!"

Why the fuck is nobody sending me 3D objects? Are y'all sending 3D objects to each other and not including me?

It's work. It's always work that is making me feel this way.

I guess someone let an AI do the CGI for Craig’s guitar. All the fingers were accounted for but it added too many necks.

Beth had me at Confluence web app.

I guess this signifies the completion of my transition to engineering management.

That namecheck of Apollo was pretty obvious! Coincidence, or last minute solidarity?!

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I genuinely can’t wait to get an OmniFocus widget on my desktop!

That was Apollo on the smorgasbord of icons, right?

Did they use the Ultrahand ability to make the UltraFusion technology, or the Fuse ability?

That’s my new laptop sorted. I’m very excited about that 15” Air

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