Mo @mo@nitech.online

@chartier whoah man

@lexfri Elon is gate-limiting as well

@intheseheels hey you

I’m not liking this whole John Wick / Batfink (“My Wings are like a shield of steel”) dynamic in John Wick Chapter IV. It’s like they introduced a new games mechanic with the Kevlar suits and are overusing it.

@stuart I wonder if bank computers just have a really strong union.

@stuart I like it when my credit card month ends on a Sunday, but the computers have Saturday and Sunday off so I can start ordering things on the Friday evening knowing that I’ll have an extra month to pay for them.

@stuart shame I’m not in Ballycastle this weekend or I could have said hello in person. I’ll be up a fair bit in the summer if you’re back that way.

@shezza_t i don’t have cowboy boots. Yet. But I was later heard wondering aloud: “can I get spurs for my Uggs?”

@stuart as long as Celtic is with a hard K sounds at the start, I’m kool with that.

@ncremins I can’t get any of 3 TVs to turn off when the Switch is put into Sleep mode. Standard practice in our house is to then turn on the AppleTV, and immediately power it off again, as this will turn off the TV.

@stuart driving that in a leopard print cowboy hat would be perfection.

@stuart I got this hat on my stag weekend. I’ve decided that the hat should stay in the Defender. It feels like a Defender hat.

@stuart I like that statement.

My wife: “I want us to watch Yellowstone”
Me: “I have one condition”

@bigzaphod I felt similar about Jan 6th, 2021 in the US!

@tosbourn here’s your response: https://mastodon.ie/@theauldsthretch/110588325800298869

@zmk I like Hestu’s cha cha cha song. CHA!

@sldrant are you on the 4th floor of 35DP? I’m on the 1st floor.

@shezza_t we had a bright flash and really loud crack while I was at the office today. The security personnel at the building reception says that there was a lightning strike to a street sign outside the building. Unconfirmed so far! But we’re at Boots on Donegall Place in case you hear from anyone else.