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The interior angle of the pizza slice emoji in the Apple emoji set 🍕is 48.5556º, implying that the pizza was cut into a very awkward 7.4 slices. (Or that somewhere there exists another 48º slice and two corresponding 41.4444º slices)

That first pint after you finish work on your last day for 2 weeks.

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If you're a straight white dude with tons of privilege that's asked to be on podcasts and speak at conferences, why don't you try “Recommending Somebody Else” today! It's totally free, and it doesn't mean you don't still get to do it too!

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Every gr*ber post about Twitter et al needs a footnote saying that he was the one person in the world to think (publicly! loudly!) that Elon would make it better, just like he footnotes every post about Bloomberg reporting. I don’t make the rules, it’s just fair play.

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Today I’m launching S3 Files, a client for S3 compatible storage inside the Files app, share sheet, shortcuts and the Finder on Mac.

Technical apps like mine struggle on the App Store. Please tell your S3 loving friends about it.

apps.apple.com/dk/app/s3-files

I’m not liking this whole John Wick / Batfink (“My Wings are like a shield of steel”) dynamic in John Wick Chapter IV. It’s like they introduced a new games mechanic with the Kevlar suits and are overusing it.

My wife: “I want us to watch Yellowstone”
Me: “I have one condition”

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#introduction

My name is Elizabeth but please call me Lisa.

I'm probably best known as the person who started the #Safari and #WebKit projects at #Apple. You may think you know my deadname but... you don't.

I've drawn underground comics, pioneered using a Mac for newspaper graphics and developed software at Adobe and Netscape.

Now I write video #transcoding scripts and sometimes podcast.

Follow me and I'll fill your timeline with boosts.

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My new app, TotK Travel Guide is finally available on the App Store! There are two ways to pitch this. It's a spoiler free companion app to use while playing Tears of the Kingdom. Look up interesting locations, add pins to the map, and keep notes, all in 1 app.

The other way to pitch this is: it's Apple Maps, but for #TotK 😄

It's free with a single optional IAP to unlock all features.

I hope you like it!

itunes.apple.com/app/id6449145

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Anyone looking for a remote (UK based) #Mac or #iOS UI application developer? Experience of large, complex projects, #ObjC, #Swift, #AppKit, #SwiftUI etc?

#jobs, #jobfairy

Getting so close to seeing if @jsnell or @imyke called the length of the keynote correctly!

They keep saying "our most advanced machine learning techniques". It is so obvious that they have made a deal with the devil and acquired some sort of magic.

I'm going to hold out until they release R2

I love that they've just invented "all day use when plugged in". I wish they could bring that technology to laptops, iPhones, iPads, and Apple Watches. Gamechanging.

"We asked ourselves: 'What if we slapped some AirPods Max over your eyes?'"

Why were there Poes outside the Magic Kingdom

I loved the transporter sound they added when Bob Iger beamed in.

I think VisionPro is Tim Cook's response to the opposition to returning to the office. "Too hard to concentrate in the open plan office and you want to work at home? Bring up a virtual environment of your home and block out your coworkers to pretend you're not even in the office!"

Why the fuck is nobody sending me 3D objects? Are y'all sending 3D objects to each other and not including me?

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