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Hello Mastodonians! I'm now available for part-time/contracting work on iOS, Android, Mac, or cross-platform projects.
- 24 years Mac/Cocoa/AppKit
- 15 years iOS
- 12 years Android
- Obj-C/Swift
- Java/Kotlin
- Python
- 25 years fintech/network/crypto
- Master's CompSci degree

I've likely implemented apps you know, or at least major features of them. Hit me up if you'd like some beloved features in your app.

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Friendship ended with ear wax removal vids on TikTok. Now sewer unblocking vids on TikTok is my best friend.

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For the love of all that is holy, please Apple can you just update your Irish English dictionary in iOS to include boke, boking, and boked. I need these words to be recognised, and when I’m dealing with a boking situation I don’t want to be correcting your bullshit!

Built myself a Mod Medusa today (by Shakmat Modular). I think I’m in love with the Shakmat aesthetic.

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Also, I just noticed there now, this release today marks my 30th album out on Bandcamp.
Happy 30th to me! #BandcampFriday

lmd64.bandcamp.com/music

There needs to be an Apple Fitness workout for carrying a coffin. Cardio + strength training. Special workout for carrying it up the stairs.

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I love that Letterboxd shows a pink heart when you heart the movie (instead of the usual orange).

Current status: siphoning water from the 12ft pool in the back garden that had started to overflow with the amount of rain while we were away over the last 2 weeks. It was kinda turning into an infinity pool, I guess, but the extra volume of water was putting too much strain on the sides of the pool. Which kinda reflects how my clothes feel after the last 2 weeks of eating and drinking.

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A person walks out of the pub toilets and asks to speak to the manager. When the manager comes over, the person says “I have to tell you, there’s a buffalo standing by the sink trying to help people out.” The manager replies: “I’m sorry, that’s not a buffalo. It’s a wash-hand bison.”

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