Mo @mo@nitech.online
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- he/him
- birdsite
- @mauricerkelly
- real name
- Maurice Kelly
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I'm Maurice Kelly, a software engineer who sold his soul to management. To redeem myself I try to make music, but in reality what I'm doing is making a big pile of synthesisers all in one place and changing how they are connected on a regular basis.
#Software #Programming #Synthesizers #Synthesisers #Eurorack #LandRover
Joined Sep 2018
On the web it is being “fireballed”. On Mastodon it is being “Melt(on)ed”. Always a pleasure @lisamelton!!
Being a kid means not wanting to go to bed because you don’t want the current day to end.
Being an adult means not wanting to go to bed because you don’t want the next day to start.
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Them: How was your weekend?
Me: Tiring! I finally put in all that Waynescoting I've been meaning to do!
Them: Ha! It's not “Waynescoting”! It’s “wainscoting”!
Me: ... Well, shit.
Transferring an eSIM during migration between two iPhones was a remarkably straightforward experience today. This was my first migration post eSIM adoption and I had visions of lengthy support conversations with my carrier to make it work.
I was convinced that nothing was more straightforward than SIM eject and manual transfer. The reality was so smooth that I’m probably going to convert my kids’ phones over to eSIMs ASAP now.
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I think we really missed an opportunity a couple of years ago when we didn't call NFTs “grift certificates”.
DHL can feck right off with their delivery date of 25th of September. Failing to deliver a day of release iPhone on iPhone release day is like a war crime, right?
Got this email today; can’t believe the iCloud team didn’t wait and offer me the new tiers. It’s like one part of the company doesn’t talk to the other. Doomed.
What if the best value you can give to shareholders is making a better world?
It’s an orange vinyl night apparently.
Trying to be classy in public, but in private… https://nitech.online/@spins/111031629846057260
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Hello to my new followers and job people.
I’m iain, a remote macOS developer based in the UK. I’ve had 20+ years experience of being remote so I know how to handle it.
For the last 8 years I worked on Visual Studio for Mac and was responsible for making it accessible and rewriting the UI shell into native Cocoa. I miss it, it was a good IDE and a good project RIP. I know hoW to write Swift&ObjC as well as C#.
I also have a passion for media based apps and write sample editors and VJ apps for fun (no profit). I like writing apps.
So #fedihire whatcha got for me?
Mo
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Hello to my new followers and job people.
I’m iain, a remote macOS developer based in the UK. I’ve had 20+ years experience of being remote so I know how to handle it.
For the last 8 years I worked on Visual Studio for Mac and was responsible for making it accessible and rewriting the UI shell into native Cocoa. I miss it, it was a good IDE and a good project RIP. I know hoW to write Swift&ObjC as well as C#.
I also have a passion for media based apps and write sample editors and VJ apps for fun (no profit). I like writing apps.
So #fedihire whatcha got for me?
Mo
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Hey. I have a new album coming out this week, Dust.
It'll be released on bandcamp.com this Friday, September 1st, link to follow on Friday morning…
Slow. Melodic. Subby. Grainy. Wandering. Kaleidoscopic. Ethereal.
Here's a teaser/promo/snippet/short video of the tracks on the album...
Mo
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Hello Mastodonians! I'm now available for part-time/contracting work on iOS, Android, Mac, or cross-platform projects.
- 24 years Mac/Cocoa/AppKit
- 15 years iOS
- 12 years Android
- Obj-C/Swift
- Java/Kotlin
- Python
- 25 years fintech/network/crypto
- Master's CompSci degree
I've likely implemented apps you know, or at least major features of them. Hit me up if you'd like some beloved features in your app.
Friendship ended with ear wax removal vids on TikTok. Now sewer unblocking vids on TikTok is my best friend.
For the love of all that is holy, please Apple can you just update your Irish English dictionary in iOS to include boke, boking, and boked. I need these words to be recognised, and when I’m dealing with a boking situation I don’t want to be correcting your bullshit!
Built myself a Mod Medusa today (by Shakmat Modular). I think I’m in love with the Shakmat aesthetic. #BlinkSabbath
Mo
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And employee of the month goes to . . . the genius who thought of this.
- pronouns
- he/him
- birdsite
- @mauricerkelly
- real name
- Maurice Kelly
Admin
I'm Maurice Kelly, a software engineer who sold his soul to management. To redeem myself I try to make music, but in reality what I'm doing is making a big pile of synthesisers all in one place and changing how they are connected on a regular basis.
#Software #Programming #Synthesizers #Synthesisers #Eurorack #LandRover
Joined Sep 2018
